“Finally figured out how my tortoise was getting into the house all by himself!”
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the internet should be funny animal pictures and thats it!
i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it
They’re putting all kinds of stuff in a sandwich recently.
Check it out when you have the chance.
Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim
I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.
How to fast honk
Frog wizard
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